stuff i like: 2013

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Rich Gemmell

http://www.booooooom.com/2009/12/03/illustrator-rich-gemmell/

Idioms for illustration project.

-Horse of a different colour
-Flog (or beat) a dead horse
-Skeleton in the closet
-Straight from the horses mouth ******
-Out on a limb
-Gung ho
-Pig out
-Cast iron stomach
-Use your loaf
-Blood and thunder
-After one's own heart

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Rosie Curran

these are appealing.

ellie you need to find out who did this.

Nathaniel Russell

har har

Drawings by Matthew Hodson.

http://www.booooooom.com/2010/07/05/illustrator-matthew-hodson/

Autobiography

STROKING HORSES CURES GAYNESS

The new year is looking good for anyone who's getting bored of being gay, because Raymond Bell, pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, has revealed that if you want to straighten out, it's as easy as stroking a horse for an extended period of time.

It's unclear how the equine assisted psychotherapy (EAP) actually rids people of their gayness, but it's been known to help cure drug addicts, and considering Bell has exposed homosexuality as "a type of addiction", there's surely got to be some truth in it.

Supporters of the technique claim it makes men more masculine, which is obviously a good start on the road to heterosexuality, because absolutely no gay men are masculine.

A cat has been arrested.

A cat was detained at a jail in Arapiraca city, Brazil after it was caught entering prison grounds with contraband goods for prisoners strapped to its body with tape.

Among the confiscated items were files, drill bits, batteries, ear phones, a mobile phone and a charger, which – according to officials – may have been intended to be used as a means of escape or as a way of communicating with people in the outside world.

All inmates are currently being treated as suspects, but in a crushing blow to justice and an announcement that has stunned people the world over, a prison spokesman remarked that "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."

The cat has since been taken to an animal centre, where it will presumably have a difficult time integrating itself back into society before eventually reoffending and being trapped in the system for the remainder of its life.