The new year is looking good for anyone who's getting bored of being gay, because Raymond Bell, pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, has revealed that if you want to straighten out, it's as easy as stroking a horse for an extended period of time.
It's unclear how the equine assisted psychotherapy (EAP) actually rids people of their gayness, but it's been known to help cure drug addicts, and considering Bell has exposed homosexuality as "a type of addiction", there's surely got to be some truth in it.
Supporters of the technique claim it makes men more masculine, which is obviously a good start on the road to heterosexuality, because absolutely no gay men are masculine.
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